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A humorous story written for the collection *Fiddler Fair*, this story has also been reprinted in *This Is My Funniest 2: Leading Science Fiction Writers Present Their Funniest Stories Ever* (Oct 2007), *Galaxy's Edge, Issue 2: May 2013*, and *Dragon's Teeth* (Dec 2013--omnibus of *Fiddler Fair* and *Werehunter*).